if i could ignore myself i would

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

Lololololol

snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

pr0t3ctyaneck:

coongod:

25 year old Blue Ivy

yoooooo i cant

andreaschoice:

juicyjacqulyn:

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

mermaidbreasts:

This man is unbelievably attractive